We could start with mimosas by the pool and maybe a swim. I would slowly slip my hands down your pants and massage your beautiful butt. Once you were horny I would slowly remove your shorts and bend you over the side of the pool so everyone could watch. I would then slowly start licking your arse until you moaned with pleasure. I would then let you tie me up and use like the dirty little slut that I am.

duh, we already DID all of that, anon.

hmmmm I think I know who my anon is.

I think I’m really cute, too. I like a lot of these things. Come off of grayface and tell me more.

makeuswholeisaac:

And if I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win.

It’s going to take a lot to embarrass me, but by all means go ahead and try!

challenge accepted

don’t mind if I do, thanks

I should have known you’d know where to find the boys and the booze.

Oh look it’s Wayne-o! (Taken with Instagram at The Great Wind-up)

If you don’t know yaywayno, you really should. He’s my housemate and one of the greatest guys ever.

Me: I think I’d like to discover some new music today…
Spotify: Nope, here’s Weatherman on repeat five hundred times.
Me: okay-face dot gif.

This bin of Legos at the Glendale Lego store probably has a million strands of the plague in it. (Taken with Instagram at The LEGO Store)

GPOsomething I’ve had my hands in many times.

your boyfriend just tugged my junk.

For almost five years my pull list was every single mainline continuity Marvel, DC and hellboy comic released.