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Scalia unfriends Roberts
I mean, I would call it the Affordable Care Act, but people who watch Fox News don’t know what that is.
Obamacare found to be constitutional, Mitt Romney immediately bursts into flames.

oh look, most used phrase in my life on a tshirt
I sing the song because I love the man, I know that some of you won’t understand.
at some point I’m going to have to accept the fact that I can’t save everyone.
I won’t have what she’s having.
If Fox News owned NPR:
- This Real American Life
- Only Those Things Considered That Reaffirm Your Worldview
- Right, Right and Reaaaaallly Right.
- Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me Or I’ll Shoot You, Faggot.
I want you to tie me up and make me beg for you to keep going until you oblige. and then use me however you deem necessary, making me ask for everything you do. then you can spoon me and do it again in the morning.
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.