@freedummring lololol

Why would anyone suck cock for money?

Friendly reminder that this is an actual line from a critically acclaimed film

“Roger Ebert cited it as the fifth best film of the decade.”

bobaloorocks:

That pool party yesterday wore Wacko out. So much booze! Enjoy that hangover, cat.

I get to see my three n a half legged baby tomorrow! ❤

I can only say these words to you while you’re sleeping

Ain’t no party like a Gatsby party ‘cuz a Gatsby party is a metaphor for the inevitable emptiness of pursuing the American dream.

So when I was basically a virgin four years ago and took OK cupid’s version of the MBTI test it said I was the Boy Next Door, but when I took it again the other day it said I am now the Loverboy. Aw yeeee

The Loverboy

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most guys think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising him with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise him by leaving.