I have only two emotions,
Careful fear and dead devotion.
I can’t get the balance right.
Throw my marbles in the fight.
I see all the ones I wept for
All the things I had it in for
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Talk nerdy to me.
The federally dictated levels of bioburden for organic compliant natural gum blends (Ticaloid) are excessive by several orders of magnitude and remove any ability to assess presence of contaminants or fluctuations in manufacturer control of cleaning processes. (file under things I actually e-mailed to my boss today)
What is one thing a partner does in bed that absolutely drives you wild?
Order food for delivery.
How many licks does it take?
It depends on the surface area of the tongue, the pressure applied and the volume of spit.
You thought I was joking about keeping Salmonella in a lock box?
Do you own any “gear” as in clothing/accessories meant for sexual purposes?
Somewhere on this blog is a photo of me in an assless (also crotchless) neoprene wrestling singlet…
How was your Chicago trip?
It had a lot of good moments and I ate pizza and cuddled my favorite dude so there.
Have you ever blown anything up? Is your job dangerous? What’s the square root of this blog?
I was a pyromaniac as a child and loved to do illegal things to fireworks and model rocket engines. I have samples of Salmonella in a lock box in my fridge. A dismembered penis headbanging to Fugazi.
Ask me anything
This Is The Most Epic Brand Meltdown On Facebook Ever
The two owners of Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro took over the restaurant’s Facebook page last night to fight unruly commenters and man, was it embarrassing.
It’s so beautiful… they should have sent a poet.
Freedumbring 