Poor oral hygiene. Nothing takes me from “let’s make out all night” to “Please go away” faster than funky breath or rotting teeth.

People who have to tell you how “masculine” they are, or how they’re “not like other gays”.

People who try to dom me and ignore repeated messages that their posturing is unwelcome.

Smart dudes with facial hair, between the ages of 22 and 42. Piercings, chubby or beefy muscled bodies. Submissive pups who wear leather collars and beg to be flogged or tied up. Good kissers. Angry queer radicals who can wear makeup and quote Audre Lourde. People who have more emotional depth than me and can keep me grounded.