It’s too early in the morning for the lady in front of me in the airport security line to smell like a bottle and a half of cheap red wine.

Green hills, blue skies

Don’t you love farce?

My fault, I fear.

I thought that you’d want what I want

Sorry, my dear

So my mom is telling me a story of when she went to Cabo and she and dad went to a bar two nights in a row before figuring out it was a gay bar.

She said it was one of the cleanest bars they had seen in the city. I’m assuming she’s trying to find a way of saying “there weren’t a lot of Mexicans in there” without sounding hella racist.

So my mom is telling me a story of when she went to Cabo and she and dad went to a bar two nights in a row before figuring out it was a gay bar.

How to brew prison style toilet wine.

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I don’t believe that.

This love feel I, that feel no love in this.

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What am I living for?

Love

Pretty sure I’m incapable of finding that.

What am I living for?

theaterbear:

superbears:

360cub:

Oh, Jerry. I so would.

SO TYPE, MY IDOL..

Abe Benrubi – had a crush on him since I was 15

Weaver making Pratt give Jerry a breast exam was a very important part of my childhood.