So until I can get in to see a doctor tomorrow afternoon I have some happy pain-management drugs to tide me over. I am happy high right now.
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Guess what’s special about my lolly…
My daily dilemma: Pizza, sammiches, sushi, burgers, burritos/tacos or salad?
Apparently this is a really good song to listen to through headphones while on too many drugs.
my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am
I have an idea for a sci-fi/humor short story where members of two alien races meet for the first time. Through sheer coincidence their respective languages have evolved to have words and phrases that are phonetically identical but their meanings are completely unrelated. The two keep thinking that they are communicating when in fact they’re just saying nonsense to each other.
Instead of writing dialogue I’m just going to transcribe conversations I have with my co-worker.

I’ll follow my beard into the light
O how your fingers drowse me! Your breath falls around me like dew—your pulse lulls the tympans of my ears, I feel immerged from head to foot, Delicious—enough.
When I go fishing
for the words
I am wishing you would say to me,
I am really only praying that
The words you’ll soon be saying
Might betray
The way you feel about me

the face of someone who could be doing a lot better