kevindrakewriter replied to your post: LOS ANGLES IS AWESOME AND WEI…

You got a date with Human Resources?

I DOOOO! I’m gonna tell him to drop those dockers and give me a piece of that sweet ass!

bloodycowards replied to your post: LOS ANGLES IS AWESOME AND WEIRD

You’re welcome

THANK YOU! And it turns out he and I already have a number of mutual friends. At least two hollywooders saw what I said and put in a good word for me.

LOS ANGLES IS AWESOME AND WEIRD

went from joking about sexually harassing a fictional character to confirming date plans with the actor who plays that character in about two hours.

Sometimes I post a selfie and it gets like 12 notes and I’m all “aw I guess people like me that’s cool” and then I see a picture of a grapefruit with 24,000 notes and I’m like WTF?

My Tumblr Crushes:

All those men and their disgusting fantastic bodies!

I’m supposed to be packing for Portland. instead I’m just laying here going bluuuuuuuhhhhhh

mrow

Sitting here watching Ryan play Journey on PS3 and I’m just like

I HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT’S GOING ON AND IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL

I needed a look that says “thank you for inviting me to share in your special day; I didn’t want to detract from it with my giant fucking neck growth”

I officiated a wedding today. Best wishes to the happy couple.