We’re on strike! We’re on strike!
We can do anything that we like!

We won’t pickup cans or bottles, rags or junk or coffee grounds.
We won’t pickup old newspapers, dirty dipers, wedding gowns.
We’re not touching your used cotten swabs or old banana peels.
We’re not wading through your refuse while it oozzes and congeals!

And why is that?
‘Cause we’re on strike!