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freedummring Uncategorized April 21, 2011December 7, 2018 1 Minute

I’m sorry, what is this “difference” you speak of?

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Previous Post 1.) It’s a warm summer night, you’re on the roof, and the night sky plays out before you in all directions. The stale breeze brings the laughter of children gently to your ears as they run about catching the pale green glow of fireflys in glass jars. As you stare into the heavens tell us what you contemplate as the light from distant stars winks at you without knowledge of your existence. 2.) It’s the end of the week, laundry day, and all your best clothes are on the way to the washing machine. Time to pull out the dreaded “laundry day” outfit. Describe your shame! 3.) We’re all creatures of “cravings”, and we all have a different taste pallet for sure. So tell us when you’re over come with your “craving” what is one of the more oddball fusions of food you’ll put together? An example I love Sauerkraut and Doritos. I have only one rule for this question, you can’t just say “Vegemite”. 4.) You’re out and about, doing your daily doings, and you come across some people talking about something you love and adore. They’re complete strangers, you don’t know them from Adam. Can you resist throwing yourself into the conversation? Or do you just jump right in and help share the love? If you have a friend or loved one with you do you feel shame afterward, even more so when said friend or loved one roles their eyes at you for they are incapable of understanding your love for said topic? 5.) Occasionally we always run into the “Soda” dilemma. You’re out to eat at some new place you’re not familiar with and they don’t have your favorite choice of the bubbly on tap. Starting with your favorite soda, list in order those alternate fizzy beverages you’re willing to go with before just asking for water. 6.) You’re out with friends in the park just having a lazy day. The sky above is spotted with random clouds here and there and you’re all on your backs in the cool green grass. The “what do you see” game begins as fingers point toward the cotton above and exclaim, “I see a bunny!” Be honest, how long do you play before you purposely start blurting out, “I see a cock!” 7.) You’re on the city bus, if this is not often the case simply imagine you’re on one, and a brutal fight breaks out between two other passengers. What would be your first inclination? Get out the phone and video the entire event? Hope upon hope the bus driver stops and opens the doors so you can flee? Get involved yourself? Ponder the age old question, Ketchup or Mustard? 8.) Shoes or bare feet? Does terrain make a difference? What about the current temperature? Do you have slippers near the bathroom just for those cold winter mornings when you have to pee and the tile in the bathroom is something akin to absolute zero? 9.) Ramen, the staple of all diets. Whether it be the college student, or the young adult paying off college, or just the lazy bachelor. What’s your preferred flavor packet? What’s your preferred brand? Boiled water, or microwave? Do you eat it like a boss with chopsticks or are you a pussy and use a fork? 10.) What question would you put here?

Next Post I suffer mornings most of all. I feel so powerless and small. By 10:00 I’m back in bed fighting the jury in my head.

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