1.) gay boners. it’s what I contemplate pretty much everywhere else. gay boners.
2.) Well when I lived alone I’d have no compunctions about doing laundry nekkers. I have way more clothes than I can wear in a week, however, and I usually just do my laundry in whatever I’m wearing on my day off. Since I don’t get dressed if I have nowhere to be, I’m mostly in a pair of soft pj pants (some comics related print) and a t-shirt (same)
3.) I’ve been putting sriracha on everything for the past five or six months. I like it in mac and cheese or hamburger helper. I’d probably try something with sriracha and nutella. tumblr would explode.
4.) I can’t talk to strangers in person. It is one of my biggest anxiety triggers. If I’m introduced to someone at a party, however, and a topic comes up that is in my wheelhouse I will talk obliviously for hours. Everyone I know is already ashamed of and embarrassed by me anyways.
5.) I have to be in the mood for a soda to ask for one, I’d usually prefer a water anyways.
1-Sprite/equivalent
2-orange/purple/strawberry/pineapple soda
3-root beer but it better fucking not be Barq’s
4-I just wanted water.
6.) I’m bad at that game. I usually just see faces. Or “that cloud looks like a cloud”. I’ll say cock to a friend any time tho. Maybe that’s why I don’t have many friends.
7.) Curl in a ball or flee.
8.) Shoes for work, bare feet when hanging out at home or walking through the yard/neighborhood on a summer day. I never wear slippers, if it’s really cold I just wear socks all night.
9.) Chicken flavor Maruchan. into the microwave. Add much sriracha. I don’t own many chopsticks and they always end up at the back of the drawer so I use a fork or just slurp them utensilless.
10.) gay boners.