thebeardedmystery replied to your photo
Please put your face on my face.
So uh it turns out I’m going to be in Toledo around June or July…
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smart and nifty, full of cool observations and easy to talk to. Really cute and adorable. Prone to sending me awesome snapchats.
thebeardedmystery replied to your photo “So the ocean is quite literally right next to the train tracks. I have…”
Ah yes of course Hartfordshire is lovely this time of year, wot wot yorkie puddings and treacle tart.
IF I WERE THE KILLER, I’D KILL YOU NEXT
My Tumblr Crushes:
- reallifescomedyrelief
- thebeardedmystery
- julesbrg
- saxypandacub
- theartistformerlyknownasfiendman
- nkfr
- bloodycowards
- cleverbearpun
- swampofconsciousness
All those men and their disgusting fantastic bodies!
thebeardedmystery replied to your post: Dude on growlr telling me if I was uncircumsised my penis “would be an inch longer”
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW 😛
Because my (not actually but hopefully one day) boyfriend has one and I touch it often and it’s not an inch of rigid flesh fused to the tip of the glans.
thebeardedmystery replied to your post: Four men on my mind 
I am neither pisces nor cancer so I am saddened by not being on your list. WHATEVER.
It’s not a list you want to be on. I was stressing about people I love and feel that I can’t do enough to help, which caused me to have a giant panic attack.
Freedumbring 