Hey, remember that time we were in a gay bar in San Diego and a guy from MS-13 tried to flirt with us by showing us his kill pin?

OMG tumblr, you don’t even kno.

Vegas was awesome. The food was amazing, the libations even better. I got the roughest, meanest deep tissue massage ever at the spa in my hotel and I felt so relaxed afterwards. The only thing that could have made it better would have been if three beefy to fat football type bros were naked and practically waggling their cocks in the spa no more than fifteen feet away from me. OH WAIT, THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.