gruesomebeastbear:

Janelle Monáe – Make Me Feel

“Baby don’t make me spell it out for you
All of the feelings that I’ve got for you
Can’t be explained, but I can try for you
Yeah, baby, don’t make me spell it out for you
You keep on asking me the same questions (why?)
And second guessing all my intentions
Should know by the way I use my counter pressure
That you’ve got the answers to my confessions

It’s like I’m powerful with a little bit of tender
An emotional, sexual bender
Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better
There’s nothing better

That’s just the way you make me feel
(That’s just the way you make me feel)
That’s just the way you make me feel
(That’s just the way you make me feel)
So good, so good, so fucking real
(So good, so good, so fucking real)
That’s just the way you make me feel
(That’s just the way you make me feel)
That’s just the way you make me feel

You know I love it, so please don’t stop it
You got me right here in your jean pocket (right now)
Laying your body on a shag carpet
You know I love it so please don’t stop it

It’s like I’m powerful with a little bit of tender
An emotional, sexual bender
Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better
There’s nothing better

That’s just the way you make me feel
(That’s just the way you make me feel)
That’s just the way you make me feel
(That’s just the way you make me feel)
So good, so good, so fucking real
(So good, so good, so fucking real)
That’s just the way you make me feel
(That’s just the way you make me feel)
That’s just the way you make me feel

That’s just the way that I feel now, baby
Good God, I can’t help it! Agh!
Hey, that’s just the way that I feel, yeah
Please, I can’t help it

It’s like I’m powerful with a little bit of tender
An emotional, sexual bender
Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better
There’s nothing better (damn)

That’s just the way you make me feel
(That’s just the way you make me feel)
That’s just the way you make me feel
(That’s just the way you make me feel)
So good, so good, so fucking real
(So good, so good, so fucking real)
That’s just the way you make me feel
(That’s just the way you make me feel)
That’s just the way you make me feel

That’s just the way you make me feel
(You make me feel)
So good, so good, so fucking real
(So good, so good, yeah)
That’s just the way you make me feel
(So good, so so so good)
That’s just the way you make me feel…

Think You’re Too Young to Register? – HeadCount

profeminist:

rhythmic-idealist:

profeminist:

profeminist:

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“Think you’re not old enough to register to vote? If you’re 17 and will be 18 by Election Day, chances are you can. Check out our chart below that details when you are eligible to register or preregister in your state, and when you can start voting!”

https://www.headcount.org/think-youre-young-register

Please share this simple #1-2-3 with anyone who says “voting doesn’t matter”

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The info’s all at the site, in table format, but here it is on your dash as a list. The 50 states, Washington, D.C., and Puerto Rico, all alphabetized.

Alabama: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Alaska: you may register to vote within 90 days of your 18th birthday. You must be 18 to vote.

Arizona: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election.

Arkansas: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

California: you may pre-register to vote if you are 16.

Colorado: you may pre-register to vote if you are 16.

Connecticut: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Delaware: you may pre-register to vote if you are 16. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Florida: you may pre-register to vote if you are 16.

Georgia: you may register to vote within 6 months of your 18th birthday. You must be 18 to vote.

Hawaii: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Idaho: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Illinois: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Indiana: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election.

Iowa: you may register to vote within 6 months of your 18th birthday. You must be 18 to vote.

Kansas: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Kentucky: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Louisiana: you may pre-register to vote if you are 16.

Maine: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Maryland: you may pre-register to vote if you are 16. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Massachusetts: you may pre-register to vote if you are 16.

Michigan: you may register to vote within 6 months of your 18th birthday. You must be 18 to vote.

Minnesota: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Mississippi: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Missouri: you may register to vote within 6 months of your 18th birthday. You must be 18 to vote.

Montana: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Nebraska: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Nevada: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

New Hampshire: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

New Jersey: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election.

New Mexico: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

New York: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election.

North Carolina: you may pre-register to vote if you are 16. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

North Dakota: does not have voter registration. You must be 18 to vote.

Ohio: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Oklahoma: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Oregon: you may pre-register to vote if you are 16.

Pennsylvania: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Puerto Rico: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election.

Rhode Island: you may pre-register to vote if you are 16.

South Carolina: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

South Dakota: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Tennessee: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Texas: you may register to vote within 2 months of your 18th birthday. You must be 18 to vote.

Utah: you may pre-register to vote if you are 16.

Vermont: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Virginia: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Washington: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Washington D.C.: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election.

West Virginia: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next General Election. Registered 17 year-olds who will be 18 by the general election can vote in primaries.

Wisconsin: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Wyoming: you may register to vote if you are 18 by the next election, including primaries.

Think You’re Too Young to Register? – HeadCount


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snotferret:

visavee:

fuck-eater:

cubiclelifestyle:

♪ Hello baby, I can’t lang ♫
♬ I have gervus, of you say ♪
♫ Oh oh wha say FREAKIN’ way ♬
♪ Sorry out here kinda Bey ♫

I’m bopping

hypermodernism?

This is my brain having an anxiety attack in Simlish

freedummring:

smileslikeparentheses:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

directordanic:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

More, please.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.

A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.

There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.

An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.

A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.

A typo walks into a bra

The perfect has walked into the same bar that the pluperfect had walked into earlier.

A spoonerism balks into a war

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

highwarlockofhogsmeade:

sunstar121:

actiongirl2005:

spoopygirl:

macamars:

sasukesgreasyhair:

sanctferum:

isweartocoffee:

illiop-jo:

crunchie-morris:

deathtokillian:

thetrashmouthclub:

eclinu:

vdankphantrash:

fandomsandanythingelse:

velociowlstudios:

kallani-ex-machina:

velociowlstudios:

madmaxyuriroad:

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

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this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

ah, you can’t sit with us 🙂

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

fuck off!

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

NOT GAY

*huff*

*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*

AdUHM

Get to Del Taco!

They got a new thing called… fresha… fre lol

FR  E SH A  VOCA DO