
All day in bed with this cutie.

All day in bed with this cutie.
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 – Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 – Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 – The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 – Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 – Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.
309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme
Evangelation
There’s also
855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?
This is wonderful
(669) 221-6251 Gives you a recording by feminist activist/writer/philosopher bell hooks on female agency and power
me: wears a jockstrap on a date
MISTY KNIGHT AND COLLEEN WING BOTH CONFIRMED TO APPEAR IN ‘IRON FIST’!
The Daughters of the Dragon are coming! Misty Knight will be played by Simone Missick, who will first appear as the character in ‘Luke Cage’. Colleen Wing will be played by Jessica Henwick. Iron Fist will air on Netflix in 2017!
Is this real? Please let this be true because I HAVE BEEN NEEDING THIS
there are SOME people who I’m friends with who are VERY BEAUTIFUL and KINDHEARTED and they only deserve the best

• Called you fat
• Ate up all your candy and your licorice
• Once got busy in a Burger King Bathroom
Shhhh, nobody tell Donald Trump that he’s on the most elaborate episode of Punk’d ever.