That thing where you send a friend a screenshot and the following tabs are open in your browser and now this friend probably thinks you’re a sexual predator and insane.

I want to fap but I’m so sore and I dunno if all of my parts will cooperate

but there’s this cute boy and it’s kiiiiiiillling me

WHY DO CUTE BOYS HAVE TO LIVE IN SCOTLAND???

mikesinfiniteconfusion replied to your photo: Large pizza for one

What is on that pizza?

chicken alfredo w xtra cheese n stuffed crust

Large pizza for one

Who wants to cheer me up by bringing me food and a boyf?

Grumpy Blair

I went to the Outfest screening of Kink last night and loved it.

There was this adorable ambiguously gendered videographer with a moof haircut and s/he talked at length about sex positive feminism and consent and I pretty much loved the whole thing. And then we went to House of Pies and I had strawberry cream pie and it was amazing.

I was like 90% of the way through making that when I realized that everyone under 30 (read: pretty much everyone on tumblr) is going to think that’s about Lady Gaga