
Showin’ a guy the ropes 🙂

Showin’ a guy the ropes 🙂

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I love beer. I love banana bread. What could possibly go wrong?
My mom likes this song, played it a lot when I was a child… I’m pretty sure she thought it was “One Toe Over The Line”

Some day my pup will come…

Bifröstian encounters at work

Found these in a drawer at work. Nobody knows how to brighten my mood like me.

This holiday season, please consider donating to my charity, the Freedumbring School: Dedicated To Teaching Chipotle Employees How To Roll a Goddamned Burrito