
What’s in your wallet?

What’s in your wallet?

Dis mah daylight savings time face.
Is it ok to send thoughtful things to my ex if he’s going through difficult times?
Like
words of encouragment
and
dick pics?

Be jealous, boys. I get to sleep next to that every night.

I may no longer be Catholic but I’ll be damned if I’m going to turn down a dollar filet o fish Friday

My nose is a little raw but my allergies are better than the last few days.
At dinner I had some great bibimbap and a few craft cocktails made with a house-made rosemary-infused gin. Plus some AMAZING passion fruit cake. If you’re ever in Madison, Graze should not be missed.
It’s been amazing here and I’m a little sad to leave tomorrow, but I’ll be happy to sleep in my own bed (and without clothes on).
Unfffff
Hey, remember that time we were in a gay bar in San Diego and a guy from MS-13 tried to flirt with us by showing us his kill pin?

Nick could get it.

Photographic proof that I occasionally eat healthy. Salad on a bun.
