BenDeLaCreme out of drag looks like the most adorable ten year old boy like seriously I want to ruffle his hair and call him “sport” and ask him if he needs help with his math homework.

If we kissed:

• [] This wouldn’t happen.
• [] Oh disgusting.
• [] Again, again.
• [] Kiss you back.
• [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
• [] Slap/Push you away.
• [] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

• [] Um no.
• [] I’m taken-
• [] Sure.
• [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

• [] No.
• [] Ew.
• [] Sure.
• [] YES.

Sex?:

• [] Let’s do it.
• [] No. You can’t handle my d.
• [] FUCK YES.
• [] No.

Should you reblog this?:

• [] Yes. I want to send you one.
• [] Yes.
• [] No.

If your advertising campaign includes the phrase “real men” or “men only” I’m going to diarrhea all over your product forever and ever, amen.