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All I want for my birthday is a big cuddle pile and All I Can Eat sushi with my besties. I’m gonna get half of that.

He’s str7. that’s one less than str8.

“I bet 99% of you won’t reblog this”

cannonballt1tcomb:

a marine was in a college class taught by a liberal gay demon professor. one day the professor said “if god is real, he will suck my dick” after ten minutes of silence the tough marine got up from his seat and sucked the liberal aclu professor’s dick. the professor came. “what did you do that for?” the marine answered “god was busy building ford trucks shirtless so he sent me to suck dick”

That marine was Albert Einstein