fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

coachbear:

bearhuggr:

90percentunrelated:

babyantler:

cacophiliac:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

… You mean they’re not called tip tops by everyone?

Ive never heard any other name than tiptops

ice pops is what I call them

…They’re freezies though…

They’re called Zooper Dooprs

Ice poles!

Those are clearly Mr. Freezes.

There are only two types of Otter Pops: Otter Pops and knockoff Otter Pops.

Picking out an amethyst hairnet to wear to your wedding.

Hey, followers! Especially those that I haven’t talked to before: Put in my inbox one thing you think is neat about yourself.

I wanna get to know you.

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My fetishes include pretending to be a rent boy, but to make it really feel authentic I have to keep the money when we’re done.

thebeardedmystery replied to your photo

Please put your face on my face.

So uh it turns out I’m going to be in Toledo around June or July…

bb jonas

Hello!

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[x] Kiss you back, but also tease you for being like half the weight you were when I was crushing on you.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.
[] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
[x] y’all need jesus

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.
[] Ew.
[x] Sure.
[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[] No
[x] I’m not entirely sure how that would work

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[] No.
[x] do whatever you want, it’s your goddamned blog.

Heya!