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I think it’s such a ridiculous double standard that when Nikki Minaj does the dance from Anaconda she’s “reclaiming sexuality for feminism” and “celebrating her beauty” but when I do it I’m “causing a disturbance” and “not allowed in this Sizzler location any more”

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Getting Go, the Go Doc Project (2013)

Wait. Is that the guy from Were The World Mine?

Yeah it is. This was a surprisingly good movie.

This was a terrible move. Like unbelievably terrible. The pretty guy, Mathew Camp, cannot act at all. Zero talent and zero training. His only qualification for this movie was that he looked good in underwear.

The script was facile, starting a few interesting ideas about fantasy versus reality in modern gay male desire and internet stalking but then doing nothing with the threads once they were started.

There’s long sections that were ad libbed by the actors and are profoundly dull and vapid. The scene where Go shows Doc around his apartment was just… oh my god I can’t begin to tell you. So stupid. So mind-numbingly stupid. Then there’s this point the moving is trying to get across (which takes up the bulk of the second and third act) about the dichotomy between assimilationism and radical queer identity in same sex relationships… where Matthew Camp takes the side of the radical queer to Tanner Cohen’s conservative, family oriented trust in monogamy. It would be cool except it never delves any deeper than queer theory 101 and Camp’s attempts to phonetically deliver the rather jargon-heavy dialogue he’s been written are so incongruent with the monosyllabic way he expresses himself in all the ad libbed parts that it’s completely unbelievable for his character to start talking like this.

Did I mention 90% of the film is shot on hand-held iPhone cameras? it’s like watching the Blair Witch Project from inside a washing machine. I literally had to stop watching and stare at the floor until the nauseaa subsided.

I get that Matthew Camp is really really good looking and that’s going to sell this movie amazingly well but for christ’s sake just make a porno and go back to go go dancing.