Too young too die, too old to make money selling my underwear to perverts on the internet.

Tabloids: ::identifies Bruce Jenner as transgender::

Tumblr: Bruce hasn’t said anything publicly, it’s wrong to out him and impositionally identify him.

Tabloids ::avoids identifying Kristen Stewart as a lesbian::

Tumblr: HAHA tabloids, you’re so dumb!

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

Also the hottest temperature can range from “slightly below body temperature” to “sterilizes hospital equipment”

Michael, Buster, Lindsay and ::looks at smudged writing on hand::… Gob.

wildflowerveins:

tbh i’m here for my boys too, like i’m here for every boy who cried alone, wiping away tears quickly and guiltily, because crying wasn’t “manly”, i’m here for fat boys, skinny boys, boys who rejects hyper-masculinity and are shamed for it, i’m here for every boy who was laughed at in the locker rooms, every boy who loves lipstick and mascara, and every black or brown boy who is afraid to walk home at night because of violence that may come from anywhere in society but is always targeted at him, i’m here for every boy who was told he wasn’t a boy, i’m here for every conflicted boy who must choose between what he believes is right and what he was raised with, i’m here for every boy who was manipulated by this twisted patriarchy we all exist in and is trying in some way to make things right.

lifeaccordingtodannimals:

pumpkinluek:

hileona:

sluttyoliveoil:

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

date a book who eats girls

eat books who date girls

book a girl who eats dates