welcometothesass:

Do white people know that their favourite Anime characters are, in fact, Asian?

I came here to kick gum and chew bubblebutt

mitochondrionion:

jontronshat:

pajama-zam:

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

Then who was phone?

A vegan, a libertarian and a weed-smoker walk into a bar. I only know this because they told everyone at the first possible moment.

bottleparadise:

I want big guns and bara titties