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My friends and I rewrite film history for the greater good.
Whaddaya say, Burbanked?
Two Godfathers

What is it I like about this? Oh yeah, pretty much everything.

Someone shaved my wife tonight.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Can you take me with you?
For my hand is cold, and needs warmth.
Where are you going?

Then the man they called Judas Iscariot went to the chief priests and said,
“What will you give me to betray him to you?”
They paid him thirty pieces of silver,
and from that moment he began to look out for an opportunity
to betray him.
obv. my problem is low T

dis bitch keep stealin my keys!
What’s up pup?
just lots of sadness. I think I traumatized someone at a bar this weekend, a guy I love very much is falling apart and there’s little I can do to help him from so far away. Broke someone’s heart, cut someone else out of my life completely. My housemate has the worst flu ever. I was hung over for like a day and a half. it’s just been a bad, icky week.

someone save me from myself