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“Excuse me, I’ve got to go pick up some dicks from the dick tree in the dick orchard out behind the nunnery.”
From now on any time anybody can eat a bag of dicks it’s going to be accompanied by this photo.
If my facial hair and my white biopenis are among the things you most value me for you don’t deserve my incandescent beauty.
From now on, I’m to be referred to as “The Man Who Was Too Tired to do Anything but Hate Everything”.
May the blog be ever in your favor.
Awkward convos at my new job
Coworker: That’s kind of like… what do they call that? (pause) Indian givers.
Me: I don’t think they call it that.
I really don’t understand why society thinks it’s only ok for women to paint their nails, or wear dresses, or carry a purse.
Where did these ideas come from??
Why can’t guys have pretty nails? Or carry around a small bag?
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