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Book Neville Longbottom
Brave Neville
Happy Neville
Little ball of fun
Shy Neville
Silly Nevile
The real chosen one.
If you back up the toilet at work or someone’s house with no plunger available, look for liquid hand soap. Dump some in the toilet and wait about five minutes and flush again. The soap lubricates the nasties so they’ll flush away. If it’s still clogged, find a way to dump hot water in the toilet, as it can have the same effect. Use the trash can or something. If it’s still clogged, kick the door open and run like hell. Find a new job or new friends. You just left their toilet full of hot soapy shit soup. Who does something like that, you fucking psycho.
Hair of an appropriate length just makes my beard look even more wild and ridiculous.
Miss your adorable face.
I’m stronger than this.
The other day one of my friends told me he’s been poz since 1984
that’s like… as long as I’ve been alive
Well, if I’ve learned anything from romantic comedies, it’s that you got to make a grand, reckless gesture, the kind that looks like it might blow up in your face.
GPOY. At the Wisconsin Dells doing the touristy thing. We opted for the Wild West whore look. It was fun freaking out the staff. The last thing the photographer said was “This is really fucked up.”
hearts of gold.
Freedumbring 