I have heard “You’re The One That I Want” at least a hundred and twenty times since she got control of the radio.

Last night I got hit by some 24 hour bug and had the worst fever dreams. Woke up having had piss poor sleep and my back is killing me so bad. I am laying in my car until lunch is over.

0. Height

Somewhere between 5’9’’ and 5’10’’
1.Virgin?

Not any more
2.Shoe Size

10
3.Do you Smoke?

Quit in 2000
4.Do you Drink?

Yup
5.Do you take drugs?

Not regularly, but I’ve tried more than a few.
6.Age you get mistaken for

Apparently under 21.
7.Have Tattoos?

Just the one
8.Want any tattoos?

Maybe at some point
9.Got any Piercings?

They all closed up years ago.
10.Want any Piercings?

Nah
11.Best friend?

I have lots of best friends. But str8bear, Scott and Jon and Blane all qualify for different reasons.
12.Relationship status

Pretty much the standard bearer of “It’s complicated”. Waiting for him to figure out what he wants, may move to Chicago to be with him some day. 
13.Biggest turn ons

A cute smile, a clever wit, big brown eyes
14.Biggest turn offs

bad breath.
15.Favorite Movie

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
16.I’ll love you if

I honestly don’t know. I just seem to love all types. Being self-reliant seems to work tho.
17.Someone you miss

Julian
18.Most traumatic experience

I’d say my total colectomy and the retrograde amnesia that the anesthesia caused.
19.A fact about your personality

I hide my anger fairly well, but it’s always there
20.What I hate most about myself

I don’t know what I want out of life, I have scars on my misshapen belly, I hurt the ones I love.
21.What I love most about myself

Nobody else can make me laugh the way I do.
22.What I want to be when I get older

David Lee Roth, duh.
23.My relationship with my sibling(s)

Friendly but only sporadically communicative.
24.My relationship with my parent(s)

Better than it was.
25.My idea of a perfect date

booze and blowjays and cuddles.
26.My biggest pet peeves

people who give credence to the bullshit concept of a-listers.
27.A description of the girl/boy I like

Sexy, smart, talented, beautiful.
29.A reason I’ve lied to a friend

Because I hated myself and I thought he would as well.

30.What I hate the most about work/school

It’s too far from my house.
31.What y last text message says

If you come aross any new ones that are good let me know. So far I think I like the Angry Orchard the best
32.What words upset me the most

faggot, it still incites Pavolvian terror in me all these years later and I don’t know how to get over it.
33.What words make me feel the best about myself

I don’t think there are any.

34.What I find attractive in women

Talent.
35.What I find attractive in men

Pretty eyes, good kissing skills.
36.Where I would like to live

With someone I love
37.One of my insecurities

Failure
39.My favorite ice cream flavor

Mint chocolate chip

40.Who wish I could be

Iron Man
41.Where I want to be right now

Chicago

42.The last thing I ate

bbq chicken pizza

43.Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

julesbrg.tumblr.com

44.A random fact about anything

Agamemnon was the king of Mycenae. He led the Greeks in the Trojan War

When I was in 2nd grade we had an assignment where we had to write and draw a picture of what we wanted to be when we grew up. I said I wanted to be David Lee Roth. There is a drawing of me on stage in yellow and black spandex.

She’s 72, white, and a former beauty pageant winner.