Apparently you have to change into and out of your uni on the field. You must be completely bottomless or in a jock.

The pitch is just a muddy field with small patches of grass optionally thrown in. If it hasn’t rained recently then the field must be thoroughly hosed down to ensure that there will be enough mud to get on all of the players.

Everyone grabs each others groins, this is an important part of the game play. The team that grabs the most crotches wins…

except if someone tears off the shorts of an opposing team member, which happens often. This is like catching the golden snitch and is worth two hundred points.

After the game everyone showers together.