I just want to find a nice, normal boy who will let me tie him up, paddle him and sit on his face.

I rewatched the episode of Archer last night where he goes across Texas with Moreno. I laughed so hard at the part where she says Archer’s catchphrase (“I had something for this”). Also Top Of The Lake is like crazy-good. I’ve been playing the first Jurassic Park game for SNES and remembering how fun and hard games used to be. I don’t read much except short form essays on tumblr and slate, most of those these days are about the Boston bombing and I kind of just want to curl up and shut out the world.

now if I could just teleport to Chicago I’d be perfect.