What is the most romantic movie? If you were a Transformer, what would your alternate/vehicle mode be? We’re going for Thai food, what do you want?

The one where Christian Slater marries a hooker and steals her pimp’s cocaine. A giant flamethrower. I’d start with some Tom Ka Gai, then either an order of Pad Thai or Gai Pad King and a boba iced tea to wash it down.