I’m always suspicious when these things happen to me. it always turns out the elder had some secret agenda or was actually the devil in disguise or some shit. Not to mention whenever we team up the first thing that happens is there’s some lack of communication and the good guys fight each other until we figure out we’re on the same side, usually near the end of the first issue. still…
10th doctor. my favorite, and everyone’s already pointed out why the doctor has to be there.
Elminister, to deal with all the supernatural shenanigans. Because he’s a giant Mary sue/wish fulfillment character i know he can’t lose.
The Saint (Simon Templar) who is every bit as awesome as James Bond but has no allegiance to a shadowy government organization
Batman. The world’s greatest detective is also a scrappy fighter and has cool gadgets/connections/information.
Nick Frost circa -Shaun of the Dead. Actually he’s just here to be my butt-boy.