You’re doing your thing, like you do, when before you a disheveled old man appears. His clothes are tattered and he reeks of ozone. “Yoooouuuuu,” he shouts, pointing his knobby wrinkled finger at you. Before you can make sense of what has transpired the old man grabs you about the wrist and drags you outside. “This is the Dreamstone! Our only hope.” He slaps the glossy stone in the palm of your hand, the day’s light fills it with a warm lavender glow. “There is trouble coming,” he blathers. “You must gather those to you, the ones who will help you save our world. This stone will let you call out to them across the realms of reality and time. But you may only pick five, for calling a sixth will destroy the stone and our hopes.” Who will you call together to assist you with over coming some unknown danger to the world. From what fandoms, time periods, or dreams will you marshal your heroes? Name them each, and explain why and how they will assist you in the coming battle for all known existence.

I’m always suspicious when these things happen to me. it always turns out the elder had some secret agenda or was actually the devil in disguise or some shit. Not to mention whenever we team up the first thing that happens is there’s some lack of communication and the good guys fight each other until we figure out we’re on the same side, usually near the end of the first issue. still…

10th doctor. my favorite, and everyone’s already pointed out why the doctor has to be there.

Elminister, to deal with all the supernatural shenanigans. Because he’s a giant Mary sue/wish fulfillment character i know he can’t lose.

The Saint (Simon Templar) who is every bit as awesome as James Bond but has no allegiance to a shadowy government organization

Batman. The world’s greatest detective is also a scrappy fighter and has cool gadgets/connections/information.

Nick Frost circa -Shaun of the Dead. Actually he’s just here to be my butt-boy.

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