1) buy new phone

2) take picture of your Jack Herer shirt using phone.

3) discover that phone won’t sync to computer.

4) download driver for phone

5) discover phone still won’t sync.

6) Would you like to download Zune software now? NO THE FUCK I WON’T!

7) Install a bunch of shit anyways, fuck around with all settings for 30 minutes.

8) Give up, e-mail picture to yourself.