Important things I learned in Texas State Board of Education approved abstinence education:

Condoms fail over 90% of the time
pretty much all homosexual men have AIDS
AIDS and HIV are the same thing
You can get AIDS from kissing or from oral sex (often the phrase “with another man” or “if his gums are bleeding from brushing his teeth” was appended to the end)
Possessing condoms shows you intend to fornicate, which is a greater sin than just having unprotected sex when you get caught up in the moment
The average age of death for homosexual men is 27

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