Cured ham, fresh pork, pork sausage, or bacon? Chicken, turkey, or duck? Light meat or dark meat? Red meat or white meat? What is your favorite type of sausage? Hamburgers or hot dogs? What is your favorite lunchmeat? Doesn’t bacon make everything better?

Ham. Pork usually comes off dry and bland to me, sausage is just ok, and I’m the only person in the world that doesn’t think bacon is a magical gift from Odin.

I’ve only had duck a few times, but usually it’s great. Moist, juicy and full of flavor.

Dark meat. See above.

Heh, sausage. (The kind Simon Pegg gets to put in his mouth)

I had a hot dog from Pink’s the other day, it was amazing. I dunno why I don’t have burgers or dogs more often.

Corned or roast beef.

Bacon makes some things better, but I hate when it’s crispy, and usually it comes served to me crispy. Bleh.