I love Sebastian Druid. I love his poochy little belly peeking below his hoodie and his douchey chin pubes. Now that Wiccan has been transformed from wiry sk8twink to anabolic gymrat, Sebastian was the last comic character to have a realistic body type.
So they kicked him out of the book.
Now, they show him back home. Lazy, slovenly, pathetic. All those things that fat people must be, right? So John Garrett shows up to fix him, because Nick Fury wouldn’t leave a man behind. And what needs to be fixed? He’s fat.
Seriously, that’s verbatim what Garret says at the bottom of page 4. A little bit of cardio, some chin ups, poof! Everything’s ok. He’s now a super-wizard with limitless control over his powers and he can go back to join the team. Because really, the only thing that’s stopping fat people from achieving their dreams is that pesky BMI.
FUCK THIS SHIT WITH A STICK.
Freedumbring 