nozzlewetter:

“My mom says I’m cool.”

“People on the internet say I’m cool.”

“Strangers on the internet say I’m cool.”

“Strangers on the internet take .3 seconds of their time to digitally ‘like’ something I put on the internet.”

“Strangers on the internet take .3 seconds of their time to digitally ‘like’ something I put on the internet that may or may not have been an original thought or personal creation.”

 new bullet point on my resumé