kevindrakewriter:

comicscavern:

wtfemmalee:

idratherbeloislane:

jacquelineofalltrades:

officer-jenny:

magikarp:

theslowpokewell:

Broom Man!

I have to clean 😦

… my iPhone…?

Soupman!

Computer Woman? Oh sweet, I can talk to computers! 😀

The Incredible Wardrobe Lady!

Discarded Mini-Cheesecake Wrapper Girl!

doesn’t sound very threatening…

Aw sweet I’m Catman! Unless it has to an inanimate object, in which case I’m – Catman!

Unless it has to be inorganic in which case I’m Pillowcase Lad, which sucks!

I’m Mean Green.  I can dig it, as long as no one knows the origin of my identity.

I have the power to make people slur their speech, reduce social inhibitions, aid digestion, raise heart rates, and cause vomiting, impaired coordination, coma and death. All bow before BeerMan