kevindrakewriter:

duskflare:

callmekitto:

joasakura:

Let’s just say this: the nearest book was “Storey’s Illustrated Guide To Poultry Breeds” (I raise chickens, shut up)

synthezoid:

hawkmoth:

“sirrah”

… that’s what I get for keeping Shakespeare on my desk all the time.

telford

 HOLMES.

well that will be awkward

tenderness

appropriate, but a little odd.

ãnulus, wut?

the nearest book is a manuscript of Blackbeast of the Fenlands, by Ted Simpson (oh, shit, that’s me!) unless you count the medical insurance guidebook, and I’m too lazy/uncomfortable to stand up and get a real book off the shelf. If I say something from a novel I wrote does that count as masturbation?

the word is “two”