Just saw the candy corn martini pic. Is that you in the picture? Whoever he is, he’s super cute.

yeah, that’s me. if you go back, there’s waaay too many pictures of me. I’m clearly far too into myself. Also that was the first of.. maybe 4 martinis I had before switching to drinking the infused vodka straight. now I’m just being beligerint and horrible all over tumblr. you should post pictures of yourself. is that avatar pic of you? cus I’d hit that. by which I mean stick my penis in the bumhole of the person in that picture.