Dear comic fans, was there ever a ‘British’ superhero? If so, was he a pile of wank?
Captain Britain: Yeah, usually a jerk.
Union Jack (wanker)
Judge Dredd (wanker)
Pete Wisdom (world’s biggest wanker)
Blade (see above)
Spitfire (kinda a spoiled she-wanker)
The Beefeater (totally fucking cool)
Jason Blood (yup, wanker)
Nightrider (obscure wanker)
Freedumbring 