notheretomakefriends replied to your post: @mark it’s like he found out mom’s got ube and adobo at the same time

MY MOM’S ADOBO IS SO GOOD LIKE 4REAL I MEAN I CAN COOK SOME AMAZING ADOBO BUT DANG MY MOM DON’T EVEN GOTTA TRY

i just want to have a filipina mother who makes amazing food and knew I was gay when I was in the womb and chides me and makes me feel bad about it but asks me if i think guys are hot and tries to hook me up with her friend’s son anyways and eats everything with a spoon.