i was telling a friend about how lady gaga tripped over her shoes and fell in an airport, but i started the conversation with “Did you hear how she ate shit in an airport?’ meaning how she fell. But, due to her outrageousness it only led my friend to believe that she was eating actual doodie! Which was not the case at all….
SHE ATE MY HEART AND THEN SHE ATE MY POOP
Freedumbring 