mikesinfiniteconfusion:

rediscover-me:

wnes:

girlvanized:

jezebelthegreat:

ryanjjohn:

moegreeb:

tjpytheas:

mercurypdx:

nubiangod:

ladivinacommedia:

crucios:

liketherifle-:

ipunchedadick:

livinonaprayer21772:

-heathledger:

sabor:

-cuntplug:

youmaybeoffended:

Snape kills Dumbledore.

The dog dies.

Freddy comes back and kills that chick’s mom. Through a mirror.

you die.

Bruce Willis was dead all along

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern die.

THE TITANIC SINKS

THE COWBOYS ARE GAY.

The narrator is Tyler Durden

-BILLY COSTIGAN GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

LUKE VADER

 Indiana Jones IV was terrible (that’s how this works right?)

 Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.

THE GIRL HAS A DICK!

It was the plants. The plants were making people kill themselves.

Man, I really hate M. Night Shyamalan at this point.

 He’s sent back to the future and dies of sadness because he can’t go back in time to his love.

They WERE  twins!

Each one of them was another of his personalities.

 the townspeople are all evil pagans and they burn the cop alive.