christmasonthemoon:

meysell:

throughthetrees-:

clitorisaurus:

This is the only reason I couldn’t move to the South.
Fucking “Coke?”  You’re all retarded. 

leave the south alone. we know it’s retarded, but we can’t help it.

wow everyone who calls it “pop” and “coke” is retarded

good to be in the “soda” zone

“Why hello good sir, I do say, I would like to purchase a caffeinated soda from your fine establishment. Please assure that it is well-mixed and exceptionally effervescent!”

– Meysell

 I was born/raised in Cokeland, and now live in a Pop county, but I say soda usually.