this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
“Fuck you.”
“Fuck you, Joe, you’re an idiot.”
“You’re an idiot.”
Watch out Stephanie Meyer.
i legitimately enjoy this
On one hand I read these stories and consider the fact that he already has a book deal and it fills me with immense rage but on the other hand I take comfort in the fact that – even with my meager abilities – I’m still a far better writer than fucking James Franco. Like think of how I would have felt if he’d actually been able to write? How steadfastly I would have had to pretend that his writing was shit. But I don’t have to pretend. Because it is.
When I get paid to ghostwrite Franco’s first novel I’m going to put in a bunch of jokes that only Sean will get.
Freedumbring 