James I don’t understand why don’t brits have access to root beer? Was it like banned by the magna carta or some shit?

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ha! well, you used to be able to get it in mcdonalds, but this was years ago. but nowhere else. it’s like gold dust. i guess us brits don’t like the word beer being attached to something that isn’t actually beer. we also don’t get combos. or taco bell. it’s a living hell.

 I think we’re probably planning on sending an army to liberate you from the tyranical dictatorship of your monarch. You guys have oil, right? We’ll be over there shortly to save you and bring you democracy and chalupas.