My grandfather may know more than I previously thought.

Papaw: I want to tell you something.
Me: What?
Papaw: I love you, even though you are what you are.
Me. Okay. Wait, what?

OMG. These kinds of things always make me cry. Like tv commercials for long distance.

I’m serious on both accounts.

AT&T, for the clearest calls when you need to say “I love you, my faggot grandson”